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Petrin is beautiful place to go for a lot of people. I could not miss a chance to go there, of course, and well I did. Indeed I managed to meet two girls from Slovakia! Martina agreed with anal and obviously enjoyed it as well as tourists who took pictures of us during it. Alice, who was a student, did not have much experience with guys, so I taught her how to suck properly and I found out how she teases her pussy wihen home alone. It was simply a great day!

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Your positive feedback and the successful first hunt encouraged me to the next expedition to the streets of Prague. I was lucky because I managed to talk two girls into showing me what they have under their shirts. But pretty hairdresser named Veronica finally showed me much more and with no better place around than my car. I think you will be very surprised, but see for yourselves.

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So I really took the plunge and hit for streets with my camera. I was addressing women and was offering them money for showing me their bra or more. I wasn’t expecting to succeed for the first time, but there it was. Although there was even some unpleasant discussion with one woman’s boyfriend, I finally hit the bull’s eye with a girl named Julie. The problem was with some place for our action, but I found a solution in a toilet in the near shopping mall.

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What’s that you say…? Who’s Brittany Palmer?

I knew you’d say that, so I headed on over to her Wikipedia page. At least, I tried to -but that’s when I found out she doesn’t have a Wikipedia page.

So I learned two things today:

1. Brittany Palmer is some hot chick with decent cans.
2. Apparently, being a hot chick with decent cans is not enough to merit your own Wikipedia page.

Anyway, that’s roughly 70 words, so I guess I better throw one of these in here before you lose interest and get distracted by a YouTube video of someone’s cat playing the piano or something.

Focus, people!

It turns out, Brittany Palmer is a “ring girl” for The UFC.

What’s The UFC -you ask?

Well, this is something I know about because I have seen it on TV. In The UFC, two guys strip down to as little clothing as possible, have another man lube them up with some Vasoline and then they roll around on the floor while everyone watches as they come as close as possible to having angry gay sex without any actual sword fighting… if you know what I mean. After five minutes or so of this -apparently the repressed homosexual men who are watching this get bored, so they send out a half naked woman to confuse and befuddle the testosterone crazed mouth breathers before they start the whole pretend angry gay sex thing over again.

Brittany Palmer is that half naked woman.

Which… now that I think about it… is kind of like what I do on this blog.

For example:

… and now, while I have your attention -I type some words… which isn’t really why you are here, but now that you are -you might as well read the words. But unfortunately, this only serves to confuse and befuddle you…

“Why are there so many words? Who can talk at a time like this? I must see this semi-famous person’s boobies and this guy just won’t shut up! I think I… I think…”

See? Like magic, your glutes unclench and you are no longer angry at my words.

So thank you, Brittany Palmer. It truly is the Lord’s work you are doing with that fine ass of yours.

You know, I’ve always loved me some Christina Ricci… okay, maybe not always. I mean, the whole “Addams Family” thing was a bit weird, but that’s one ugly little freak who grew up to be very hittable. That’s why, when I first heard about this half naked Ricci pic -I was all, “Hell, yes!” but now that I’ve seen it -my penis is very confused.

I’m thinking she needs to get the pressure checked on those bad boys before she blows a flat -you know what I’m saying? I know time is a cruel bitch, but what happened here?

Well, I did the research and apparently Christina Ricci had breast re… redu…. breast reduct… I can’t bring myself to print such vile words, but apparently back in 2001 she underwent a procedure that actually made her boobs SMALLER!

I KNOW, right?

I thought she was looking pretty good in, “Black Snake Moan” but now I am a believer in the wizardry of CGI and the power of slutty attitude after discovering that THIS is the monstrosity she had to have surgically removed from her chest:

…right before having that stupid little bird permanently inked into the sagging flesh of that once glorious boob.

WTF Christina? … and meanwhile guys like Dr. Conrad Murray rot away in some jail cell for killing Michael Jackson, but the doctor who performed this crime against humanity runs free to strangle kittens or whatever it is a madman like that does in his spare time.

IS THERE NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD???